Kunama 1977

• Where did English come from?

• When did it originate?

• Who composed the first dictionary?

• When?

• How did people manage to spell before they had a dictionary?

• What is phonetics?

• Why is laefte spelled L-A-U-G-H-T-E-R?

• Why don't we write phonetics?

• Who "invented" grammar? When?

• Who are

• Fries?
• Chomsky?

• How do you know this is an English sentence?
   THE GLUGDEN HAD MAUGHT THE SALLIPOD ON THE FLID OF A PLOMY
   PLESHLY BLIFFLED COPTAL WITHOUT EVEN GLAVING.

AD. For answers you can't work out for yourself, consult your English Department.